Post by JIVE on Nov 11, 2015 23:30:41 GMT -5
:: the sold out Arena bellowed out a heart felt " USA, USA, USA" as there is many Veteran's shown in the first several rows on the floor, and friends and family, in support of the many men and women who have served and those serving today, most of the Roster assemble on the entrance stage, missing from the pack, Herbie Hughes, Lord Chaos, Dark Doctor, Block Vander, and the Taylor Made Alliance. Then cuts to the ring where special musical guest sings America The Beautiful, sung by Alicia Keys!
After a glorious performance, fans start another chorus of " USA " which transitions to a Veteran's day Tribute Video. ::
After the Tribute Video the camera scanned the crowd as a sold out Arena bellowed out a heart felt " USA, USA, USA"
many fans are shown in tears, the camera cuts to the entire ROSTER on the entrance ramp, some also in tears! They chant along.. As the show cuts to the ring where Joey Companyman stands by, with a Mic::
JC " WELCOME TO SHOUT OUT TO VETERAN'S!!! "
Fans cheer loudly.
EE " On behalf of the Roster, and everyone in SBCW, we say Thank You! Thanks to those who have served, those who still serve today, those signing up to become an honorary member of the US armed Forces, and the millions who gave their lives to support our country, we say again THANK YOU!"
::Fans chant Thank You, as the camera pans the thousands of Veteran's in the crowd moved by the Tribute and praise::
They go to ring side with announcers for tonight, Joey Companyman and Thaddeus Buckswealth.
JC " Welcome to special Shout Out as we celebrate Veteran's day tonight! "
TB " You truly have to respect anyone who is willing to put their lives on the line for this great Nation, truly honorable Men and women who are courageous enough to protect us all! "
JC " We certainly have a great line up as we will see TWO MAJOR championship matches The SBCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP as well as the SBCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! "
TB " We also have Match 4 in the BEST OF 7 SERIES between Jive and Crave, a rivalry with a ton of bad blood, and has already got very violent! "
JC " Jive has a chance to really spread his lead 3 wins to 1, making CRAVE trail 1 loss away from the Series end.. which will be quite bitter if Crave loses cementing Jive's claim to be better than Crave and perhaps the best wrestler in SBCW!"
TB " You just can't count Crave out in this one he's been wise in his attempts weaken Jive in every match.. and really Jive's only earned one victory where as his second win was given to him by Crave getting himself disqualified to spread more agony and suffering."
JC " But still Crave has yet to pin or submit Jive in this Series, he did earn a count out win.. But it's gonna be a hell of a fight!"
TB " As will Cam Bennett defending his SBCW WORLD Title against Monster Mack, who has done a lot to earn respect when he gets serious!"
JC " I'm looking forward to that one, it's truly a toss up, but if CB doesn't take Mack as a threat he'll wind up saying good bye to the Championship!"
TB " CB takes everyone serious, seriously a victim.. and CB is willing to do what it takes to retain, can Mack dig deep enough to do what it takes to win? Remember MM HAS to beat CB to win the Title CB doesn't have to beat MM to find a way to remain Champ!"
JC " I think CB wants to remain an honorable Champion and not sneak away with the belt he wants to prove he's a champion, that can go out and beat any and all challengers. He has to take Mack serious and not look past to Fall Out on Nov 29th against nemesis The Dark Doctor!"
TB " A guy we will see tonight in 6 man action with Vander and Hardcore Champion Lord Chaos..."
JC " Yes which turns out we thought may not be in action tonight, due to a knee injury done by Casey Taylor after he and Chaos were eliminated from the Gauntlet, which lead to Taylor cowardly attack Chaos from Jaisen Wallace signed the match uncertain LC may not be cleared. However this morning medics looked him over and determined he was fit to compete in the Tag match.."
JC " We will also hear an Exclusive interview with Dark Doctor who this week sits in the " Hot Seat " with Geno Blayze. But we are moments away from seeing Chaos Vander and DD face the Monster Mash Trainee 1 Jekyll and Hyde! But first we head to the back where The Monster Mash stand by with " Physique "! "
:: Cuts over to the back ::
JPA " In a few moments Dark Doctor, Block Vander, and originally Hardcore Champion Lord Chaos will take on my guests, Monster Mack Trainee#1 Jekyll and Hyde, fans dub them The Monster Mash!
T1 "Heeeeey, that's right, the Monster Mash, back together and we got our hands full when we step into the Danger zone with three of the most violent, notoriously dangerous trio in SBCW... But..."
Suddenly Crave burst into the interview, snatching the Mic from Jerry Acuna...
" Seeing as I'm not fading either of you fools, I'd say you aren't flung the most notoriously violently dangerous men in this company. Physique you need to not waste time with a bunch of no talented oddities and be asking the future Internet Champion, the questions around here, I should be acknowledged as the Best, anything less is disrespectful."
Hyde appears agitated as Crave rants...
"Tonight while you waste time interviewing these Trick or Treaters, I'll be taking Jive down again and tying this series..and will continue my climb to the top, while you remain in the wasteland of, "No one gives a Damn about you"..
Hyde grunts losing his patience but before he can do anything T1 has had enough as gets in Crave's face.. CRAVE shoves him and then Jekyll before Hyde steps in front... CRAVE backs down..." Lucky for you I got more important things to do like get ready to embarrass Jive!"
back peddling out of the scene.
Jekyll pulls Hyde back out of view, T1 just shrugs and yells " F' It! " walks away.
JPA " That match takes place after the break! "
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:: When the show returns The Monster Mash, making their way out..T1 wearing army Fatigue pants and Camo MMT1 mask ::
EE " The following is a 6 person Tag Team Match making their way out first, Monster Mack Traaaineeeee #1, Jekyyylllll and Hyyyyyyde!"
Jekyll rides Hydes shoulders as Trainee dances around them and slapping hands... He comes over to members of the military with a huge Flag, and holds it up high.. Jekyll leaps off Hyde's shoulders into the ring. Hyde follows stepping over the top.
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EE " Their opponents.. "
LC comes out looking, wearing the " Lord of Hardcore" T shirt, with the Hardcore Championship over his shoulder, a very noticeable limp and tapped up knew is present.
EE " He's the Haaaardcore Champion, Looooorrrrd Caaaaos!"
Chaos stops at the bottom of the ramp..
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EE " His partner, Block Vannnder!"
BV comes out pounding his fist in his hand.. As he burns a hole in T1...
He pauses next to LC as his music transitions into the Dark Doctor's music.
DD is lead by Nurse Hatchet..
EE " Their partner Daaaark Doctttor!"
DD raises his hand up then points to his waist.. signaling where SBCW Belt should still be.
DD stands with his partners as LC drops the belt on the stage.. BV puts his MMA gloves on as DD loses his entrance gear removed by his Nurse..
The Monster Mash await in the ring.. calling them in. DD laughs hysterically.. not taking their opponents seriously.. the three step up on the apron, then into the ring.. all 6 get into a Face to Face.. BV in T1's face DD in Hyde's face and LC in Jekyll's face. The trio pie face The Monster Mash, and they respond with forearm shots surprising their opponents.. DD BV and LC knee to guts of Monster Mash.. shoot them off the ropes.. Monster Mash with the Irish whip and all three even Hyde leap up and connect with stereo dropkicks.. followed by clotheslines the Dangerous Trio over the top rope! T1 and J run off the ropes and Hyde launches both partners into the air over the top rope back dropping J and T1 onto the Trio on the floor! J and T1 slide back in celebrating with Hyde as the fans are going nuts. As the show heads to commercials.
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:: Show returns with DD now in control ::
DD in the corner clubbing the chest of Jekyll ..
BV tags himself in starts shoulder striking J in the gut several times.
LC tags himself in and drops J down to the mat with a devastating European Uppercut.
DD tags in. Places his foot on the throat of J choking him on the ground. DD let's up before the ref reaches a 5 count. DD brings him to his feet and places DD in the tree of woe. DD chokes the throat again with his foot as J is trapped upside down.
LC tags in hits a running knee strike to the midsection.
BV tags himself in.. He strikes the face of J still trapped in the tree of woe. BV heads to the middle of the ring then runs full force with a running shoulder strike. But J managed to pull himself up and BV strike the post..
Lc gets kicked off the apron by J. LC climbs the Turn buckle from the outside but J HITS a European Uppercut then pushes DD off and into LC.
BV pulls himself out of the corner.. J stands on the top rope then hits a whisper in the wind to BV. J crawls over and makes the Tag to Hyde!
Hyde gets in DD and LC both return to the ring but eat a double clothesline. BV takes a Big boot!
Corner splash to LC followed by a side walk slam!
DD connects with a Yakuza kick .. rocking the 7 footer.. tries shooting him off the ropes.. Hyde reverses the whip hits DD with a Sky High back body drop.. followed by a running splash.
BV drives an axe handle to Hyde. Waist lock looking for a German Suplex.. instead H runs back ward into a corner flattening the ref inadvertently then drills repeated back elbows. He then double Goozles DD and LC.. BV kicks H between the legs.. DD and LC goozles Hyde hitting a double team choke slam!!
BV makes the cover but no count.. this brings in T1 and J into the ring. They pepper DD and LC a few times but get dumped over the top rope attempting to clothesline LC and DD who wisely dip shoulders and toss them out!
The trio triple team Hyde in the ring...stomping the Monster into the canvas. LC connects with a Heart lunch, then German suplex by BV! After some direction by DD.. LC and BV each grab H holding him by the arms on his knees.. DD measures for Facial Reconstruction from the corner. As he's running J slides back in hitting a SPEAR to DD.
H fights the other to off connecting with back elbows and the slams their heads together. T1 hits a calf kick to LC who rolls out.. BV eye rakes Hyde then grabs T1 looking for a rain maker clothesline... it's ducked then seated jaw breaker followed by a discus clothesline to BV!
DD gets goozled by Hyde... The Choke Slam is coming..
LC returns into the ring waffles Hyde in the back of the head with a Steel chair. He gets the chair dropkicked to his face.
BV hits a German suplex on J. BV gets STO'd by T1. T1 gets kicked in the gut by DD looking for ANAESTHESIA!! Reverses into a Samoan drop!
LC levels T1 with a LARIAT!! BV suddenly gets goozled by Hyde and DD as well.. They both kick him in the gut then stereo clothesline Hyde over the top rope!
LC looks for a Powerbomb on Jekyll powerbomb him to the out side into Hyde!
Suddenly CT in fatigues jumps the rail with Maria in tow and grabs the Hardcore Championship from the Ramp..starts headed back to the back with the belt.. LC sees this and gives Chase... DD and BV are distracted as well.. T1 waist locks BV running him into DD who's pushed through the ropes before T1 rolls up BV with a reverse victory roll..
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T1 scrambles out of the ring as BV argues with the ref it was only 2... not believing he could be great by T1!
LC grabs CT from behind.. spinning him around.. He then tosses the Hardcore Championship into the air as LC looks up to catch it CT strikes the knee again of LC with the Bat! CT then hits a Rebel Rouser! Before picking up the belt and posing with it before toss it down to Chaos!
T1 gather up with Jekyll and Hyde celebrating with fans and military personnel.
BV and DD start arguing over the loss! Blaming the other as LC is helped to the back by medics and referee. LC then pushes them off holding his belt in one hand limping to the back but with authority. As the show cuts to another commercial.
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:: Show returns in the ring where The AIR RAID and Angelina appear in the ring. Coming out during the break they ask for a Mic.::
EE " Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome in the ring Angelica and Air Raid, who look to secure to top spot in the Tag division. As well as Jive later tonight heads in match 4 of his Series with Jive.. But you asked for this time because?"
Puts the mic towards to Angelica:
A " JUST couldn't wait to update everyone on the condition of Kahuna. His recovery is slow, but he has regained consciousness and has started some physical therapy but The Dr has agreed to Kahuna's request and will be transferred to The Hospital of The University of Pennsylvania, located in the University City section of Philadelphia, Pa. That transfer will happen as soon as at least one of us, technically the only "Family" Kahuna has left, can get back to Detroit to accompany him back to Philadelphia and get him settled in."
Deacon Clark: "Kahuna text us and he gave us each The PEP talk to end all PEP talks. So to show Kahuna, our brother in The League, that we truly believe he will be back & competing with us again. "
Clark " , we talked about this, honoring Kahuna by using his moves is great way to keep him apart of the group. We remain more united by doing so, if it was any of us he'd honor us the same way. The League is just as Strong as ever, and tonight with some added gold we'll prove it to the multiverse and to everyone who doubts us! "
Siren nods, using Sign Language with interpretation by Angelica: "Kahuna, is like our Brother, but tonight I about gold. Kahuna when you are able to come back to us, you will not be able to recognize us with all the Gold we will be wearing. We will start by taking The World Tag Team Titles from Knight & Daye."
Angelica raises a hand to Siren, signing to him something, then says, " And Goldman, if for one second you think you are going to interfere in this Tag Team Title Match again, you will be sorely mistaken. If your men are good enough to beat AIR RAID Fair & Square, we are okay with that, but we know your guys have not & Can Not beat us on their own without anyone's assistance. If you try, I'll be on you and in the words of Kahuna's welcome to the LU OWWW!."
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Knight and Daye come out, Daye rolls out in a wheel chair while Knight has his face wrapped like a mummy.. Genius Goldman has a microphone..
GG " While you three cling to the Hope of beating my boys and you continue to live in the shadow of a ghost that you League of Nitwits all are casted over by, you'll never be able to handle the bright lights that is the Tag Team Champions. We are done listening to your eulogies for Kahuna we're ready to embarrass you AGAIN! Boys play times over...time to deport These aliens!"
Knight unwraps his face as Daye leaps out of his chair and with belts in hand they rush the ring..
Angelica exits the ring.. As Air Raid meet them in the middle throwing fists at one another.
Air Raid gets the better of the exchange ducking clothesline from each then hitting stereo jumping enziguris by the challengers. K&D escape to the floor as the show heads to commercials.
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: Show returns everything more controlled as K&D now in the driver's seat they got the advantage when AD pulled Angelica in front of him when Siren was in pursuit the distraction allowed MK to pearl harbor Siren tossing him into the ring post and AD took over from there getting a near fall..then applies the chin lock where we stand now.::
Siren fights to his feet out of a chin lock.. slips out with an Arm drag, Daye pops back up only getting armdragged again. A keeps hold of the arm. He pulls him back to his corner for DC to tag in..
DC drops a double axe handle from the second rope as S holds the arm. wrist lock to AD by DC. Pulls him into a snap mare...back to an armlock. AD fights back up.. pushes him back to a corner.. ref has to go between and break it up this gives him time to sneak in a cheap shot to DC over the referee. MK tagged in and starts beating on DC in the corner. Shoots him out of the corner. DC spring up the second to the top by MK expects it and runs and pushes him off the top rope landing on his feet tweaking the knee or ankle as he goes down favoring the leg. MK pushes S..which bullies him into getting in the ring ref tries to intervene to get S out of the ring. Giving AD enough time to run around ringside and as DC is getting to his feet gets chop blocked by Daye taking out his knee. AD tosses DC back into the ring.
MK covers him quickly.
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MK goes to work grabbing the left leg and dropping elbows onto it. He then drives knees into the wounded leg. Place his knee on the inner part of DC knee and twists it around MK's knee.DC won't submit. MK decides to release and pull him to his corner. AD tags in.
MK holds the leg while AD basement dropkicks the knee of DC. He drapes the leg over the bottom rope, leaps up driving down across the knee in a sitting motion! A second time.. DC grasping the knee as he rolls away from the ropes. AD grabs him by the ankle lifts DC high in the air a drilling the knee into the canvas! Pulls him back the champs corner.. starts stomping the leg as DC is seated in the corner..
MK tags in..DC tries pulling himself with the ropes. MK grabs hold of the leg a hits a Leg Drag! MK hooks the leg.
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Can't keep DC down. He applies a Leg lock. Torqued the leg as ref he keeps asking if DC quits, but refuses.
Moments later..DC counters bringing his free leg over MK and forcing a break by dropping his leg repeatedly across his face.
DC crawls but MK grabs the ankle.. DC turns to his back and pushes MK off. Unfortunately, the momentum sent him to his own corner where AD tags himself in.
AD leaps at his ankle as DC was inches from tagging to Siren.. AD pulling DC back to the middle.. DC suddenly counters rolling forward sending AD in Siren who strikes AD with a shoulder strike then through the rope sticks his launches AD over the top rope with a back drop to the ring side floor!
MK runs back in but runs straight into a spinning heel kick by DC. He then leaps to tag in Siren!
HOT TAG!
S launches himself from the apron with an asai moonsault laying out AD on the outside. At a count of 5 tosses AD back in the ring. Back on the apron slingshot leg drop to AD!
MK grabs S from behind looking for a back suplex, S rolls backward landing on his feet.. then dropkicking MK in the back sending him to the outside. S rebounds off the ropes looking to dive onto MK.. But AD springs up and cuts him off with a high knee! Cover.
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AD tags back to MK. Sets S up for a powerbomb as MK climbs the top rope looking for Knight Rider Bomb!
S slips out the powerbomb..hits a The Hawaiian Destroyer on AD! DC runs from the apron striking a jumping enziguri to MK on the top.
Tags to DC who waits in the corner S runs at DC who launches him over head sending S at MK who hit hits with a Super Canrana who sends MK onto AD in a Swanton! MK rolls to the outside.
DC tags Siren back in as he puts AD in the electric chair.. S springboards from the apron to the top rope springing into a Blockbuster!
Suddenly,
The following music hits during the Tag Team Title Match;www.youtube.com/watch?v=3okN9LCSyQI
Hughes is out with Kimona, and he has a microphone in hand. "My name, is Herbie Hughes, and I am a man that is destined to be king," Hughes winks as the crowd boos. "But you tools already knew that!" He looks at Kimona and she kisses him on the cheek.
DC doesn't go for the cover when he looks at Hughes as he rambles..
"And tonight, the Countdown to Coronation continues, but since nobody cares about these untalented tools in the ring," He pauses when he sees the competitor's reactions to his interruption.
DC shown tapping Siren to get his attention...
"No matter who wins, you're still all losers in the end -- and that's a fact!"
Hughes states, causing Kimona to laugh along with him.
Even Genius is getting irritated by the interruption.
Hughes continues on "But later on tonight, you all can be winners when you witness a series of firsts tonight."
Siren slides out staring at the delirious Hughes.
Hughes grabs Kimona by the hair, "Tonight will be the first step, on the road to coronation. And live, you will all see for the first time ever, hot, passionate, sex, between the lovely Princess Kimona and yours truly. And Kimona, am I forgetting something else?"
Kimona takes the mic from Hughes, "Tonight will be a first for me too, Huey baby, but I assure you," She licks her lips. "It definitely won't be the last..."
Hughes pulls her into a kiss and they begin to make out on stage... ...
Siren has had enough sliding out heading up the ramp.
Angelica screaming for Hughes to get the hell out of here.
MK sneaks back in.. Chop blocks DC from behind!! AD, pulls himself up to the top rope... connects with the Quicky on DC's knee!
Angelica turns back around and gets Siren to return to the ring. He pulls AD out as he got a near fall.. S goes to slide in, Genius grabs the leg of S, who responds pushing him off into the barricades. MK goes for Knight Rider , S counters with a sit out Powerbomb. He heads up top signaling for ARES SPEEEAR... As DC in on the outside, Angelica heads over to check on DC.
AD grabs the leg of MK and pulls him out of the way, as S flies.. Siren hits only canvas! AD sets him up for a powerbomb and MK off the second rope hits Knight Rider on Siren. AD stacks S up for the pin.
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DC can't make the break in time!
EE " The winners of the match and STILL SBCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, KNIIIGHT AND DAAAAYE!"
TB " They pull off another successful defense! "
JC " I don't think I ever seen two of the luckiest guys find ways to retain as much as these two, with assistance of The Genius, tonight Hughes and Kimona can be given the MVP of the match seeing as they clearly cost them the match! Seriously why couldn't they wait until after the match to remind us of the disgusting display we'll be forced to witness here tonight! "
TB " They run this place they do what they want!"
DC consoles S who's disappointed they lost! DC is apologizing for not having the quickness to break up the pinfall. Angelica rubs his back as the cam cuts to a pre recorded video.
:: Video is of Monster Mack and Trainee #1 visiting a NAS Naval Base. Wearing their garbs and touring. Clip cuts live to Monster Mack with Jerry Acuna. ::
JPA " I'm tonight's challenger for the World Championship against defending champion Cameron Bennett. Welcome Mack, some would definitely place you as the underdog tonight, but looking at your track record you are currently on fire lately! With huge win over Taylor in the cage, and last week you and Trainee were the victors of TAG Team Turmoil!"
MM " In Indianapolis, TRAINEE and I took down a total of 6 men in three different teams, DD & BV, LC and CT, and finally Brock Lee and Cameron Bennett himself, that's right, The World Champ was beaten by me, and during the aftermatch Cam felt the lights go out on him when he was struck by a Koppu Kick, admitting it wasn't intended for you but you felt how quickly I can pull that oyt with one swift kick! That's one way to beat you, Cam, I already proved I can pin you, and knock you out, tonight let's find out how limber you are? Let's see you with stand the torture of a Fender Bender??? This is for the SBCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE so I know I will be willing to snap you in two to get you to TAP... Tonight we can discover how limber you are Champ, because this Mack has a monstrous appetite for Gold, what are you willing to do to stop me for from feasting on Gold Cam? I know one thing at the end of the night I'm looking to go all the out to get the belt! I hope you're ready, I hope you see how serious I am tonight Cam, because then the joke will be on you with me standing victorious hogging the Championship.. and tonight Champ, this one's for your mother!"
Faded to commercials
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Show returns in the back, with Air Raid talking with Jive..
Jive " I'm sorry guys, you were so close! But this is why I have kept myself away from the Kahuna drama, I am not paying for his sins, he's where he is because he wouldn't listen to us and blind by dumb love! I have told you guys to keep focus and don't win for him win for yourselves! Now you're without the belts! I can't have any distractions, I'm staying out of the Kimona Hughes drama...you guys do what you believe is right for you, I need to do what's best for me and get in that ring tonight and stretch my lead, and be one step closer to closing the SERIES.. I want him Kahuna back just as much as you guys but the League of Nations isn't based on ONE person and can't have his shadow clouding anymore of my focus, going into a match with Crave! I got to get ready... "
DC " Wait Jive? "
Jive ignores him as he puts his headphones on walks off
Back to ringside.
JC " Shocking revelation from Jive tonight, he seems really uncharacteristic as he and Kahuna were close friends. "
TB " Well you see what happens when you lose focus, he needs get his head into the match he's facing Crave a highly skilled wrestler even more determined as he is behind in the series making him incredibly dangerous!"
JC " Perhaps, Jive certainly does have a lot to stress over gets it does make sense that somethings got to give!"
Well, right now we head to the back where The World Champion Cameron Bennett is with The Physique!
::Jerry Acuna is standing backstage holding a microphone in the interview room.::
JPA: "My guest at this time, World Heavyweight Champion, Cameron Bennett."
Bennett walks into shot clapping good hands slowly.
JPA: "You seem very happy despite the fact you have to defend your championship against the man that pinned you and won Tag Team Turmoil last week, some would call that over confidence."
CB: "Happy? Of course I'm happy! I get to defend my title and do what I do best tonight. In a honorary night but My performance tonight goes out to not just US services but The UK military men and women who served past present or future veteran's to come! You have to respect that dedication an honor them! Just as I respect Monster Mack's dedication. Sure, Mack did manage to pin me last week he proved what I told you, he's no joke.
Cameron now stops smiling
CB: "That's why I take this match extremely seriously. I respect Mack, I respect anyone who can take what I give out and still find a way to win but make no mistake about it Jerry, tonight, there's only one man walking out of that match tonight with the W and you're looking at him."
JPA: But it does seem as though Mack has your number. And on a huge role going in tonight!
CB: "My number? Well, if he calls, I'll tell him it's Lights Out. Count on it. "
Camera fades to another commercial.
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Back live, and Jive's stretching out as he awaits his music and about to head through the gorilla station. When Jerry Acuna interrupts..
JPA : "Jive? Jive!"
JIVE : "To be honest, I'm not in the taking mood.. I've made it clear I will not allow anything to distract me on my series with Crave. So Acuna you got one question, then I'm off to get my hands on Crave!"
JPA : "Fair enough, Jive, even though you are up 2-1, CRAVE has repeatedly left you worse than when you came into the fight, accept last week despite losing to Crave, you turned the tables and gave him the Last Temptation, my question, can you finish this, can you beat Crave if Crave continues dissecting you every fight you're in?"
(Jive tapes up his fists )
Jive : "COUNT ON IT! "
(Goes to walk off as pulls his up fists to the camera and leaves )
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Jive comes out to a huge ovation.. Jive appears in a Punisher/ Capt America hybrid, img1.etsystatic.com/061/0/6149500/il_570xN.782553361_ee7i.jpg
Crave comes out from behind drills Jive from behind!! He sends Jive towards the Steel steps only he reverses the whip and Crave collides with the steps! Crave is thrown into the ring.. Jive follows him in.
Ref rings the bell.
BEST OF 7 SERIES
Jive gets a hold of Crave and lays heavy forearms into him. Shoots C off the ropes..C ducks a clothesline then a back elbow.. they both think cross body and collide into one another.Ref begins a double down 10 count.
Jive and Crave return to their feet at the count of 6. Jive knife edge chops C who chops him back. Jive strikes with a Mongolian chop. C kicks J in the stomach. Elbow to the back of the head. Jive pops up with a Jawbreaker. Jive rebounds off the ropes, C cuts him off with a precise dropkick!
Crave heads to the top rope. Jive sprints to his his feet and leaps to the top rope looking for a belly to belly.. But C expected it this time and head butts J in the face sending him back to the mat. C leaps off and nails A Picture Perfect Elbow to the back of J. C shoots the half.
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C hits a snap suplex to J. Then floats over mounts J and starts pounding the head of J. Ref forces C off, stomps J in the side of the head! C picks him up drops J back down with a belly to back suplex. C heads back up to the top. J wisely rolls under the bottom rope to the apron. C steps down and looks to suplex J back in. J blocks it, and Suplexes C from in the ring to the ringside floor! Both hit the mat with a sick thud!
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J pulls himself back up on the apron.
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C gets to his feet, holding his back. He goes to sweep the legs pulls J face first onto the apron.
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C climbs on the apron.. looks for a Last Temptation...
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J counters with a back suplex dropping C on the edge of the apron!
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Jive heads down grabbing C.
Tosses him back in and follows him back in.
J hooks the leg.
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C lifts the shoulder.
J grabs C up in another Back suplex but props C up on the Turn buckle. Follows him up looking for a Super Back Suplex. C counters with an elbow several times to the back of his head and the back elbows J in the face sending him to the canvas.
C turns around and connects off the top with a endive head butt! Lateral press.
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J pops out the pin!
C doesn't hesitate looks to piledrive J. J counters sweeping the legs from under C and locks him into a Sharp shooter!! He sits back on it..C in serious trouble! C attempts to push up and crawl to the ropes. He makes it! J releases. C pulls himself to the outside favoring his lower back.
J runs off the ropes looking for a suicide dive but gets a Crave It Super Kick for the cut off! C climbs up a third time... connects with a Heatseeker missile drop kick! C smiles as he turns J on his back hooks the outer leg.
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2.5!
J lifts the shoulder!
C gets pissed slapping the mat!
He sets up in the corner for another Crave It.. AD J rises to his knees C goes for it but J ducks and follows with a Chaos Theory German Suplex with the bridge!
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C just manages break the count.
J looks to for a PileJiver.. C pops out rolling back. J pursues him and C wisely grabs the tights of J send talks him forward where J strikes the Turn buckle!
C stalks J LAST TEMP... no Jive counters with a crucifix pin!
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No count as the referee is out of it! Jive heads over to the referee.
C rolls out and grabs a chair. J returns to head back to C who cracks J in the skull with the chair!! C slides back in the ring and covers Jive.
Still no count.
C pulls on the referee.. He counts slowly!
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JIVE KICKED OUT!
Crave can't believe it!! Ref is still out of it holding his neck shaking his head trying to get himself together!
C brings the chair back into the ring! He slams it on the mat!
Picks Jive up looking for a Last Temptation.. onto a chair. A Marine jumps the rail causing a distraction gives J a chance to counter with a back slide. J powers him over his back onto C's feet.. J grabs him and hits a Pile Jiver onto the chair! Covers him!
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EE " The winner of the match, JIIIIVE!"
Jive rolls out of the ring victorious! Holds his arms up with a huge ovation! GM Wallace appears on the Shout Box, GM Wallace interrupts and cuts the music
JW" Excuse me, pardon the interruption but this administration will not lose any integrity, and not allow their wrestlers to break the rules, referee open your eyes and look where Crave is laying on top of!"
Referee discovers the Steel Chair under Crave realizing it was used by Jive.
JW " I take it you hold your job in high regard, and also a man of integrity knows what needs to be done now?"
TB " Wait he pileJived him in a chair?!"
JC " Crave had no business using that chair to begin with! Crave brought it in and used it first Serves him right! And now Jive heads the SERIES 3 to 1, and next week in Cleveland OHIO Jive has a chance to end the series and cement his claim as the best!"
Referee talking to Emily.. Emily looks surprised then nods. Wallace begins smiling on the screen. EE puts the mic to his lips.
EE " Ladies and Gentlemen,I regret to inform you that it's come to my attention that the referee has declared due to discovering Jive used a steel chair that he has reversed the decision and has rewarded the match to Crave via disqualification!"
Crave's still out cold unaware of the change. Jive is shocked! The crowd turns on the referee and starts booing the bogus decision! Wallace on the screen cuts out!
TB " Crave has done it! He's tied the SERIES!"
JC " Are you kidding me, Crave has done nothing but get a lucky and if you ask me this is a controversial call!"
TB " Controversial? Did he or didn't he PileJive Crave on the Steel Chair to get the pin?"
JC " Yes but I'm not certain Jive realized the chair was there! And Crave used it earlier behind the referees back! He brought it in play this is awful!"
TB " Ref had to keep his integrity, Wallace did the right thing bringing attention to it, and not allow a cheater like Jive to break the rules and was rightfully disqualified and now the Series is tied Up!"
Jive yelling at the referee pleading his case, as referee was heading up the ramp!
JC " We need to step aside for a break! When we return, Dark Doctor is in Geno's HotSeat, and The World Heavyweight Title match still ahead! You don't want to miss Bennett V Mack!"
COMMERCIALS
GB " Dark Doctor, you've been on top of the Food Chain since SUMMERSHOUT where you really stood out winning the SBCW TITLE, How did that night feel for you, even though you weren't the top pick of a lot of experts?"
DD: "Well, you see the excerpts...ex...i'll do it again...oh, wait... live... Anyhow, Experts only know one thing... what they hear. I only know one thing... What I DO. I won because I am the best. plain and simple."
GB " Let's Go to the beginning of your path to the Championship you held up until HARDCORE HARVEST. You and Cameron Bennett have been at each other since SUMMERSHOUT where it all of this began, between the two of you, but why has it gotten so physically heated between you two?"
DD: "Well, I won the title, and Cameron could not get over that I was better... but it REALLY started when that jackass had to interrupt my well deserved Vacation, and I was doing so well on the golf course that day, I almost broke 100. Anyhow, he just cannot deal with loss.. that is what most of these millenials do. I was the better man so he felt the need to try to take what I have and make his name from it. as opposed to making it himself. I'm only a doctor, I am no psychiatrist... maybe that boy has some underlying issues. Maybe he thinks the title makes the man."
GB " Is there a way to end this rivalry once and for all? What will it take to end it? "
DD : "The way I see it? he could just give me back MY title and be done with it... but what fun would that be? I suppose a good, fitting way to end our issues... well, it is up to the powers that be, of course, and Bennett himself, but I think what the multiverse would like to see would be a decisive style victory for the one that should be champ to prove that he should be... something along the lines of a 2 out of three falls no holds barred match, or even a 30 minute Iron Man match. something where DQ is not possible and Milennial laziness can not be a factor. if the winner wants the title, the winner has to work for it. but that is not up to me.
GB " You are now in unfamiliar territory, CHALLENGER to the World Championship, a place like many sit in right now, guys like Monster Mack, Block Vander, Herbie Hughes. Why do you feel you are better than any of them and what will you do to recapture the belt at FALL OUT in Las Vegas?"
DD: "You mean WHEN... But,You know, I've been here before... it has been a while... you know, because I was the BEST champion. I take nothing away from these other great competitors, nothing away but the fact that they are not ME. I'm an educated man, being a doctor after all, so I know well enough not to think I will be at the top forever and there are many other hungry guys always waiting in the wings that want it just as bad. thing is, I have a rematch clause on my side and all I have to do to win my title back is something I've done time and time again. DESTROY CAMERON BENNETT!!
GB " And what if you lose at FALL OUT?"
watch this clip of Norbert Grupe...https://youtu.be/VgjbBNTQq5Y I could stare at GB silently but menacingly like in this video of Norbert Grupe... it can either end there, or GB can continue to ask sarcastic questions and get no response or continue however you think is best.
GB " Finally we'll shoot off some names you give us a brief response to each..ready?"
DD: go.
GB " Monster Mack?"
DD: Cameron's problem.
GB " Brock Lee?"
DD: Victim
GB " Block Vander? "
DD: Victim
GB " Kahuna? "
DD: My Kinda... victim
GB " Kimona? "
DD: fun times, Nurse Hatchet's favorite
GB " Jaisen Wallace?"
DD: Good man
GB " Nurse Hatchet?"
DD: hands off!... as well as hands on
GB " Cameron Bennett? "
DD: Loser and the victim to be that has my title!
GB " Finally, Dark Doctor?"
DD: "Soon, the New Two Time SBCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
GB " Thank You Very much, Dark Doctor best of luck on your Pursuit to regaining the SBCW TITLE!"
DD "Thank you as well, Meano Geno, I'd say it was a pleasure, but I don't like lying."
:: Cuts back live to ringside::
JC " Wow what an uncomfortable situation there in the Hot Seat! Former champion held nothing back!"
TB " Uncrowned CHAMPION Joseph! And hey he fears no man and holds nothing back! "
youtu.be/WG2q4mK9fLM
EE " The following is the Main Event and for the SBCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! "
Monster Mack comes out with a Camo printed Monster Mack mask i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/IHAAAOSwVupTouuq/$_1.JPG
Appears in a Tank! And firing Monster Mack t shirts into the crowd through a T Shirt canon!
MM slides down off the tank and runs down the aisle into the ring.. fans chanting Monster Mack!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NxD3xYr-aFU
CB comes out on the stage to a grand reception. The World Heavyweight Title around his waist as he heads down the aisle. Fist bumping several fans as he heads to the ring.
He runs up the steps and into the ring..unfastens the belt and holds it up as he doesn't take MM out of his sight as he hands the referee the belt. And steps back into his corner.
EE " Introducing first The challenger from Normandy France now resides at the Monster Mack University, Monster Maaaack!"
EE " And his opponent, from Liverpool England, the reigning WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... Cameron Bennnnett!!"
Ref shows each men the belt before raising it high above his head before handing it to EE who brings it to the belt to the time keepers table.
MM and CB staredown. MM nods then puts his fist out. CB bumps it and start circling one another!
They lock up, CB takes the headlock... MM shoots him off but CB returns with a shoulder tackle.. MM drop down.. looks for a hiptoss, CB blocks it goes for a short arm clothesline, MM ducks and school BOY to CB..
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MM nearly caught him..
Mack makes CB aware he was inches from beating him.
They lock up again.. CB gets the waist lock..MM reverses with an armdrag follows with two more before holding CB in the arm lock.
CB gets back to his feet.. MM transitions to a wrist lock.. CB front hand stand out of it shades of The British Bulldog, then follows with a quick firemans carry. Snatches a chin lock. MM reverses to a top wrist lock. CB reverses to a hammer lock back to a head lock and head lock take over to MM. CB maintains control.
MM scissor locks CB by the head. CB rolls to his belly and rolls over MM into a pinning predicament.
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MM reverses rolling into a sunset flip cover.
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Rolls out..stacks MM up..
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Kicks out..
CB waist lock but reversed by MM into a waist lock of his own..Rolls CB with a reverse victory roll..
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CB kicks pushing MM into the ropes which he rebounds off of but get snatched up by MM w/ an inside cradle!
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MM.pops out.. and CB shows off almost catching MM.
MM.. locks up and takes CB into another wrist lock. CB pushes him into the ropes.. MM reverses.. leap frogs over CB coming back at him.. catches CB rebounding off the ropes with a spinning back elbow! MM scoops CB up but CB floats over pushes him into the ropes..looks for a back breaker or side slam..
MM counters with a head scissors then hits CB with a running elbow strike in the corner.. CB on wobbly legs gets hit with a Cactus Clothesline taken MM over the top by the impact he hit CB with!
MM heads back into the ring looking for a suicide Dive and connects.. CB sent into the barricade by the velocity.
MM sends him back into the ring.. MM climbs back up to the top.. as CB dummy turns and MM lands a diving cross body press.. hooks the leg.
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CB pops his shoulder up.
MM looks to bring CB to his feet.. CB sweeps MM hands off him then surprises him with a European Uppercut!! Rocks him with another! Missed the third as MM looks for a back slide.. gets it..
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CB kicks out.. MM with a face lock. CB rolls out holding MM arm pulls him into a shortarm Clothesline! Looks to lock in the Anaconda vice! MM struggles to break free as CB tightens the grip. MM struck several knees to the back of CB.. who squeezes tighter! MM is able to reach out his leg to the bottom rope for the break!
CB releases but then grabs MM by the head starts drilling MM in the face with knee strikes alternating knees! Then jumps with a double knee to the face. Shoots the half.
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MM slips out of the cover! CB maintain another face lock on the mat. Starts driving knee strikes again to the head of MM. Turns him over again for the cover.
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CB applies a face lock . . and transitions into a suplex.. MM counters floating over and hits a reverse DDT!
Both men are down. Referee reaches 4 when MM crawls to the corner.. at 6 CB tries rising back to his feet.. at 8 MM pulls himself up first. CB stands and runs at MM, who gets his feet into his face! MM runs at CB who catches him with a snap powerslam straight into a pin.
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MM survives!
CB can't believe it. He applies a side bearhug! MM turns his body faint CB..who maintains a bearing strikes with forearm shots..CB head butts MM in the chest then shoot MM off but holds on to MM catches him with a kitchen sink knee the the gut! Russian leg sweep follows then transitions an octopus arm lock! MM is trapped!
MM trying to stretch his leg to the ropes.. CB not allowing him to escape instead switches to a crucifix pin..
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MM kicks out!
CB pick MM up..
SMALL PACKAGE by MM..
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MM couldn't hold him for 3!
CB kicks him in the stomach, calls for Light's Out.. as he lifts him up with a Suplex MM drives his knee to the top of CB's head.. MM drops to his feet and follows with a Double Arm DDT!
MM doesn't cover him. He instead heads to the top for a a high risk move!
He gets cut off by CB who swept the leg and MM got crotched! He heads up looking for a superplex?
MM with rib shots then forearm to the face. Lifts CB onto his shoulder like a fire man's carry.. But leaps off with him on his shoulders for a rolling senton off the middle rope!
Hooks the leg as MM drapes his back over CB.
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MM pulls him back onto his shoulders spins looking for a TKO.. CB slips behind hooks MM and spins him into a Blue Thunder Bomb.
But not enough in the tank for a pinning combination.
Moment later CB rolls under the bottom rope to the apron pulls himself up and climbs to the top rope leaps off with Death From Above... but MM avoids it! CB hits the canvas hard.
MM shakes himself off then runs springing off the ropes for a Lion Mack Sault... CB gets his legs up..
MM expects it and lands on his feet grabbing CB by the legs and looking to place CB into the Fender Bender!
Turns him over and locks it in!!
CB is trapped in the Fender Bender.. Referee is asking him...
MM his it cinched in! CB tries pushing up and walking on his hands trying to get to the bottom ropes.. CB finger tip away and MM pulls him back to the center! Sits back down! CB lifts his hand possibly to tap!?
Ref is right there waiting for the TAP..asks if he quits.. but CB shakes his head.. tries pushing up again... CB finds away to turn on his shoulder flipping to his back and grabs MM by the mask into a cradle.
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MM breaks the pin!
CB favoring the Back. Gets to his feet.. MM goes for a double leg to lock the Fender Bender back in but CB counters with a backslide pin.
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MM kicks out AGAIN! CB goes for a DDT.. but MM runs him into the turnbuckle back first. MM drives a shoulder to the gut! Climbs above CB raining down punches as the crowd counts along.. 1 2 3 4 5 6 . . CB walks MM out of the corner drop him in an inverted atomic drop! Right into a spinebuster in the center of the ring.
CB looking to head back up . . MM somersault forward roll then a jumping elbow strike to the temple! MM climbs up looking for a Super Hurricanrana... counters after MM hits it as CB rolls right into a sunset flip.
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MM still alive. CB falls back a bit frustrated. MM and CB start throwing still forearms back and forth both men getting fans support as we hear "let's Go, Bennett"..."We Want Mack"..
MM hits rapid jabs.. dazing the champ. MM runs off the ropes CB looks for a clothes line that MM ducks under.. on the rebound MM goes for a running cross body.. but CB drops down evading it. MM hits the mat.
CB responds with LIGHTS OUT!
He covers MM..
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Wait No MM foot draped over the bottom rope saving himself from a loss!
CB is shocked! He pulls MM away from the ropes hooks the leg.
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MM kicks out!
CB sits the uncertain what he has to,do to beat Mack. He decides to go for another Light's Out..
MM lands on his feet behind CB rolls him up the same as last week..
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CB just barely breaks the pin!
MM still a bit out of it.. looks at the ref to get confirmation it was only 2! MM.. Turns around and CB DDT to him spiking him straight into the mat! CB heads up top looking for Death From Above but MM slides to the outside.
CB has to climb down to the apron..
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He runs off the apron at MM for a running knee strike..
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MM dives under it! CB hits the floor forward rolls.
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MM runs and strikes with a Koppu Kick..
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but CB steps aside and MM hits the guardrails!
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CB slides back in allowing to take a count out victory.
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CB lays on the mat catching his breath.
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MM slowly crawls to the steps to pull himself to his feet..
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MM dives in just as ref was reaching 10.. MM survives and CB again is lost for words.
He looks for another Light's Out.. MM sweeps the legs looking for a Fender Bender.. but CB pushes him off with his feet. MM and CB run at one another both thinking clothesline and connect into one another.
The Dark Doctor and Block Vander appear on the stage slowly walking closer to the ring..
They circle the ring.. Dark Doctor right in front of the time keepers table. BV steps up on the apron.. CB and MM struggle to their feet.. CB sees DD grab his championship.. MM stares at BV.. CB turns back to MM and turns him around.. whips MM off the ropes MM ducks under a back elbow and Koppu Kicks BV off the apron!
CB school BOY to MM..
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MM runs for another Suicide Dive.. European Uppercut by CB as MM was diving through the ropes. CB pushes MM back into the ring.
CB to the top rope..DEATH FROM ABOVE..
CB hurts himself as he jolts his spine delivering the high risk maneuver after MM had punished the back of CB.
CB roll on top.
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MM kicks out! Some how someway! DD back to his feet climbs to the apron. CB turns his attentions to DD. BV slides into the ring.. CB sees him coming steps aside and pushes BV into DD knocking him off the apron! LIGHTS OUT to BV!
MM suddenly sandwiches CB in the corner with a Koppu Kick. CB crumbles to the mat.
Follows with a double jump Mack Sault! Connects with the cover..
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DD pulls the referee out of the ring!
MM thinks he's won but ref is stunned outside the ring. DD yelling at the fans MM realizes what's happened. He dives out at DD with a Suicide Dive! MM grabs the referee tosses him back in, MM heads back up the apron springs to the top for another diving Mack Sault!
Misses as CB just manages to roll out of the way!
MM grabs his ribs!
CB crawls to get to his feet and applies a Cam-Pain, (Haas of Pain)!
MM trapped in the center of the ring..
DD and BV both run in and start stomping on MM and CB..causing the referee to call for the bell!
The fans completely turn on this ending booing in disappointment.
JC " NOOO! Damn these guys... They completely screwed everyone out of a clear MOTY candidate ending this way...this sucks!"
TB " I have to agree these guys put it all out there neither budging... but DD and BV had enough after being attacked by the Mack and Cam Bennett. "
JC " These guys had no reason to be down here other than play spoilers. Truth could be DD just wanted to be certain MM lost so he'd get CB to win the title back from if he could beat me at FALL OUT!?"
TB " possible but only they know! "
They continue beating on them as BV hits powerbomb holding onto the legs logging him back up hits repeated Powerbombs on MM.. DD hits ANESTHESIA on CB. DD grabs the belt from the table. Brings it back to the ring. Places the belt under CB. BV now applies the Block Lock as DD hits Facial Reconstruction on CB driving his face into the belt.
Monster Mack Trainee #1 Brock Lee Jekyll and Hyde run in running off The Doctor and Vander... They retreat to the back as the boys check on MM and CB!
JC " Thank God for these guys who knows how much violent things would've gotten! "
TB " I think it's a little late both BV and the REAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DD made their point tonight! "
JC " As amazing as that match was we aren't done as..."
:: Hughes and Kimona shown headed to ringside with a shot of them coming out of the GMs office.. Wallace tosses Hughes a few condoms ::
" These egotistical ass holes head to the ring for their.... Celebration.... normally I'd say before heading to break to not go anywhere but hey if you want to save yourself from the sight of these two Rolling in the hay, then please turn the channel but if you return you've been warned... we head to commercials... "
COMMERCIALS
There is a large King Sized, heart-shaped bed in the middle of the ring, Herbie Hughes' theme hits;www.youtube.com/watch?v=3okN9LCSyQI ; and the self-proclaimed King is out with Princess Kimona to a loud pop, because it is now time to witness the Deflowering of Princess Kimona, LIVE!
Hughes is wearing a crown and a silk robe. He holds Kimona's hand as she twirls, showing off her evening kimona, in which may very well be the only thing she is actually wearing. Hughes grabs her by the hair, licks his lips and he pulls her to him and they engage in a sloppy make out session. When they finish, Kimona wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and allows herself to be lead to the ring by Hughes.
Hughes points at the ropes, and Kimona climbs to the apron, and beckons Hughes with a finger as she spreads her legs apart. Hughes stands underneath her and slides in the ring underneath her legs, making sure to take time to look up her kimona. Kimona giggles flirtatiously, and allows Hughes to help her into the ring.
Hughes grabs a mic and addresses the fans. "My name, is Herbie Hughes, and I am a man that is destined to be king," Hughes winks as the crowd boos. "But you tools already knew that!" He grabs Kimona's hand and kisses it. "And tonight, the Countdown to Coronation continues with the Live, raw and uncut, Deflowering of the Lovely Princess Kimona." Hughes stops as the crowd pops for this. "I am about to do what, many of you tools can only dream about doing in your pathetic little world. In the New World, you don't dream about having sex, you act out all of your sexual fantasies, in all of their glory, and unlike Kahuna, you actually consummate the marriage," The crowd boos, and Kimona just shrugs innocently. "And that's just another one of Kahuna's "small" shortcomings, and feel free to boo me, because it's the truth and you know it's true!" Hughes states, and Kimona holds up her hands, demonstrating how small, and nodding in agreement.
"And I know what you tools are all thinking, and I assure you that the fact that you can even think for yourselves in this Old Dying World is a miracle in itself," The crowd boos, "But nonetheless, you all think that Kimona and myself couldn't wait to ravage each other's bodies, and succumb to satisfying each other's insatiable hungers, again and again, and again, "Kimona bites her lip and runs her hand along Hughes chest. "but no, we didn't -- we saved ourselves for this very moment, " Kimona immediately stops caressing Hughes and waves innocently at the crowd. "We saved ourselves so we could do it LIVE, in Jacksonville, for the entire world to see -- " He rubs Kimona's stomach, "the planting of the seed, the very seed that will start the New World and begin my official coronation as King of the New World in SBCW..."
Hughes stands up and leads Kimona to the bed. She bends over and leans on the bed with her hands, looking back at Hughes, winking as Hughes raises the mic to his lips. "Hit the music!"
The following music plays, www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn6ZxTKFzYg
Hughes slides out of his silk robe in one swift motion, showing off a speedo, with crowned jewels imprinted on the front. He places a hand on Kimona's backside, and slides up her kimona, showing off her black lacey thong underneath. He smacks her behind causing her to gasp. Hughes grabs her by the hair and kisses her neck as she undoes her kimona. Hughes shoves her on the bed, face first. She rolls over, takes off her kimona, revealing her black bra. The crowd pops and she tosses her kimona at Hughes, and he sniffs it. Kimona beckons Hughes with a finger, and Hughes tosses the kimona out to the crowd. Hughes gets on top and they begin to make out. Kimona takes off Hughes's crown and sets it to the side and they get under the covers and begin to fool around, until Hughes resurfaces, with Kimona's bra in his mouth, exciting the crowd. Kimona pulls him back under and they fool around a bit more, until Hughes resurfaces again, tossing away Kimona's panties. He then lays on his back as Kimona is still under the covers. Hughes puts on his crown and points to the covers as a small hill goes up and down where his lowerbody is.
Not long after, Kimona resurfaces beside him and in her mouth is Herbie's speedo. She fixes a strand of hair behind her ear and tosses the speedo out of the ring. They begin to make out again, but the music cuts and the lights go out...
The following music plays; www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2cz8A1e6HI
We see a choir of people chanting on the titantron, and then a bunch hands stretch their hands out, almost as if reaching out to channel someone or something. We then see an American Flag moving in the wind, and the lights turn back on...
A man is standing on the stage with his back facing the ring. In his left hand he is holding a microphone and in his right hand he is holding the 'Saved!' United States title. The crowd immediately pops, and begin chanting, "Save us from this! Save us from this! Save us from this!"
Hughes has his robe on and is in the ring, pointing at the man on the stage as Kimona covers herself up with the bed's covers. He is demanding to know what this is all about, and the man on the stage raises his microphone. "Jacksonville, Florida, the great brave members of the U.S. armed services and the many, many watching at home, at the sound of my voice, raise your hands, feel my warmth, and you will be saved!"
The many fans in attendance raise their hands, wanting nothing more than to be saved by their returning savior. The man turns around, swinging the "Saved!" United States title. The crowd is going nuts, because its Evan, Evan Almighty has returned!
Herbie Hughes is kicking the ropes in the ring and pulling his hair!
"I'm baaaaack!" Evan Almighty says into the mic, and the fans are beginning to worship him with their hands, and Evan Almighty holds out the mic as the fans chant. "Welcome back, welcome back!"
Hughes now has a mic, "T-this is impossible!"
Evan shakes his head, "No Herbie, this -- THIS is Divine Intervention!" He holds up the 'Saved!' United States title. "And, if you just thought I was going to walk away while I remain their United States Champion and without getting payback for what you did to me, you were gravely mistaken."
Hughes starts to shake his head no, and he turns to look around him, almost as if expecting something bad to happen.
"Oh no, you won't ever see it coming," Evan warns. "However, you pieces of trash might be able to smell it..."
Herbie Hughes holds out his hand, begging for Evan to stop, Evan points up, and Hughes looks up.
Gallons upon gallons of fecal matter pour down on Kimona and Herbie Hughes. Evan Almighty and the sold out crowd begin to laugh as Hughes slips in the poop and Kimona tries hide under the covers as it rains down on her.
Kimona screaming " HUEY!!! But I'm a princess.."
Fans chanting " Thank you Evan!"
"You can't do this to me, I'm a King, I'm a King! I'm a --!" Hughes shouts, slipping and falling face first into putrid waste. "Oh god!" He yells, reaching for his crown.
Fans chanting " King of Shit! King of Shit!"
As the show fades to the back!