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Post by CEO on Apr 17, 2016 1:18:31 GMT -5
MAIN EVENT
HOLY GRAIL PARTICIPANTS 6 MAN TAG MATCH CAMERON BENNETT & MACK ATTACK VS. SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION BLOCK VANDER, CASEY TAYLOR & YOSHIMBI
NON-TITLED MATCH CRAVIN' CHAOS vs. JIVE & KAHUNA
AIR RAID vs. NICHOLAS & HUGHES
HYDE w/JEKYLL vs. CHORD w/ LEGACY
OPEN CHALLENGE FROM "THE BILLION DOLLOR ADONIS" CONNOR MCENVOY
HOT SEAT with TAYLOR LAWRENCE
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING GUERRILLA WARFARE AND THE FUTURE OF SBCW!
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Post by Kahuna on Apr 19, 2016 7:53:00 GMT -5
Joint Promo co-written by JIVE & Kahuna.
Promo beginning inside The League of Nations Locker Room, where Kimona is giving a Japanese style massage to U S Champion Kahuna and Angie is doing the same to her deaf charge, Siren, while The Canadian Dragon Deacon Clark sits in a Jacuzzi, relaxing his muscles, after already been on Kimona's table. World Television Champion JIVE is on a Bowflex, when Jerry "The Physique" Acuna knocks on the door.
Kahuna: "Come in, Jerry"
As Jerry comes in with a Cameraman, Deacon says, "How did you know it was him?"
Kahuna: "Jerry knocks the same way everytime, plus it's around the time he said he was coming in."
Jerry: "I see Kimona is giving out her Famous Japanese Massages. She helped me out with a kink I had, hurt for a short while afterwards, but eventually did the trick."
Angie: "Yes, and she gave me a quick lesson on how to do it as well."
Deacon: "And you're a very good student, your hands are almost as good as Kimona's"
Jerry: "What news can you guys give me?"
Kahuna: "Well, Evan has promised AIR RAID that he would look into the petition I started allowing all championship matches to occur with a "No Time Limit" Clause, as well as reviewing their request for a Rematch for The Tag Team Championship. Well, JIVE & I intend to make their next match a bit easier for them to win tonight when we put a bit of a beating on them, Right, JIVE?"
JIVE stops what he is doing looking over at Kahuna getting massaged, he rolls his eyes as he stands up walks over to Acuna.
JIVE: " Physique, while Cravin Chaos were able to escape with the Championships intact, time will not be a factor because after last weeks Falls Count Anywhere Match I am not looking to run the distance.. we aren't here to run a marathon. We are set to get in the ring, do what we do best and that is be a League above the rest. The real question is no about time limit clauses and all that jazz but just how Evan Almighty is doing after last weeks attack by these "masked nuns"..now you'd have to be a real numb skull to not know that under the cloak and dagger is the New World..while we can't physically prove it and they go unpunished for it, I hope Evan Almighty knows what he is doing and is able to fight Wallace and end this charade and bring help bring on the apocalypse as he can leave it the League to put an end to the World, the NEW World!"
Deacon: "And Siren will be a big help to me as we show His Royal Hind ASS and the King of Clowns what happens when you mess The League of Nations"
League in unison: "BANK ON IT!!"
Kahuna: "Cravin' Chaos, Welcome to The LUU-OOWW!"
JIVE: " Enjoy your massage . . but don't ever ask me to be OK with her in the League of Nations . . . she's your wife..maybe she's Angie's friend again, but she means nothing to me..so keep her out of the League's business tonight, we don't need any distractions, I just don't have enough eyes to watch out for members of the New World AND her! Especially with Crave out there.. even if she is "reformed" can't afford to get hurt from Cravin Chaos because you arent focused on them and instead on her well being. New World mole or not, my focus is on ending the World once and for all I need you Kahuna and all of you to be up for the task! If we aren't then it will be aloha for the League of Nations."
JIVE picks up the World TV belt and leaves the locker room.
AIR RAID, Angelica, Kimona and Kahuna all look at one another.
End of promo.........
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Post by MonsterMack on Apr 19, 2016 9:28:38 GMT -5
Emily EverReady conducts an in ring interview with Mack Attack.
EMILY " Guys thank you for joining me in the ring, we know here tonight the two of you will be in tonight's Main Event going up against Symphony of Destruction's Yoshimbi, Casey Taylor, & World Heavyweight Champion Block Vander. The burning question is in regards to your partner tonight, Cameron bennett. Now all 6 competing in tonight's Main Evnet will see each other in five nights when you all face off in the Steel Cell Holy Grail Match for the prestigious SBCW Championship at GUERRILLA WARFARE, are you two going to be able to coexist with Cameron Bennett, and what will happen this sunday when the two of you aren't competing together but as adversaries competing for the grandest prize of all the World Title Belt?"
MONSTER MACK "Hoooooly friggin Craaaap-aaa! That is what i call a SAT Open Response question..daaaamn girl throwing a lot of questions are way. Let me jsut say, as for Guerrilla Warfare, we've discussed it among each other, and we've made it clear answering this question to Acuna before we understand what is at stake, but we do know there is power in numbers and Vander has the power in the Cell, but I at least know one thing that Trainee and I will have each others back, and when it comes down to the two of us, that is when we truly see if Trainee can graduate or if the Master just has too many tricks up his sleeve that Trainee may not have an answer for. I've said it once I will say it again, I love Trainee like a brother and I taught him everything he knows...but NOT everything that Monster Mack knows, bay-bay!"
TRAINEE #1 " Graduation ehhhh... While you may have taught me what I know..it isn't everything that I know either, I've elarned a thing or two without the gidance of Monster Mack, I've proven in this company alone that I don't fear anyone that I will fight street fighters and giants and Hardcore Lord's without a worry.. I know I have something you can't teach, that is heart, determination, and drive! "
EMILY " So what of Cameorn bennett and tonight's main event?"
Mack is about to answer when Trainee steps in front of him..
TRAINEE# 1 "I'll take the first part.. last few weeks...really ever since Cameron Bennett was defeated by Block Vander at NO LOVE LOST and failed to regain the World Title, Bennett has been going down a dangerous path of destruction..but really mostly he has done the most damage to himself. He has alienated those who were his allies guys like Jekyll & Hyde, and Mack and of course the #1 Trainee, MEEE! His self destruction has only hindered him and hasn't really got him any closer to getting the revenge he was originally seeking ever sicne he lost the Ironman Match for the SBCW Championship. Now EMily, don't get me wrong I will admit I may have not help things and pressed Bennett's buttons last few weeks especially after eliminating him from the Battle Royal few weeks back. "
EMILY "Is that something you now wish you could take back?"
TRAINEE #1 "Hell No Emmie darling, if I was placed in the same situation, I'd have done the samn damn thing! If Bennett were in my same shoes I could bet Mack's life that he'd have done the same as well. We both wanted to be World Champion..I wanted my first chance at it while Bennett has held it, and honorably and wants the taste of it again. We are both hungry and competitive and that is just how it goes in this business. "
EMILY "Fair point, but what about tonight? Can you trust him?"
TRAINEE #1 " Well after we beat the Hell out of each other last week and put on a one Hell of a performance, it was Yoshimbi who intervened and put an end to a potential classic in the making..while I understand what Yoshimbi was doing..he was out to make a point that he wasn't just filler, that he had a clear purpose..now what that purpose is for certain isnt as clear as crystal...could be going all out for himself or for the admiration of SBCW Champion Block Head. Bad news is, what Yoshimbi and Symphony has done now..is made the two of us, Bennett and I, back on the same page, Yoshimbi brought us back on the path we detoured from fighting each other but are now remnded who the real enemies are..what they've done is Unite Bennett, Mack, & I on the same page."
MONSTER MACK " Tonight we three will know for certain who are enemies are and will fight united.. At GUERRILLA WARFaRE... all Hell will break loose when we are seek the Holy Grail, the SBCW World Heavyweight Title!"
::Suddenly Mack's are interrupted by Cameron Bennett's music...and he comes down with purpose. Steps inside the ring. His music cuts out after Emily hands him the mic.::
Take it from here CAM!
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Post by camjben on Apr 19, 2016 9:41:51 GMT -5
The Mack Attack are in the ring with Emily when suddenly Cameron Bennett's music hits. He makes his way down to ring striding with a purpose. Emily hands him a microphone.
CB: You know something, these last couple of weeks I've not been myself, almost like I wasn't really here. Well that time is over and I am back. Tonight, we do what we always do, what myself and The Mack Attack do better than anyone else. We take care of business.
Emily: Surely, after everything you've done recently you can't just expect everyone to just trust you again?
CB: Trust.... That's something I know I'll have to earn back, tonight I'll do just that because TRUST me when I say. (Bennett turns towards the hard camera) Block, I may have forgotten who I am recently but I am refocused, and tonight Block Head, I'm taking your head off.
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Post by moneybags360 on Apr 19, 2016 16:22:23 GMT -5
"The billion Dollor Adonis" has been seen talking about why he is here
Connor "I came to SBCW to a put my name out hereto declare that while money can buy you some happiness Championships are just like money must be earned through hard work. I put in the work to gain my biollions and now I come to SBCW to accomplish becoming a Wrestling champion. Tonight fans I arrive stepping in the SBCW ring for the first time, but I didnt come out here to chit chat I cameout for one thing and one thing only. Get my name out there, get some of that spotlight, and be able to show you fans and the boys in the back what Connor McEnvoy is all about. I offically challenge anyone in this company to fight me in the ring. Anyone from the back, I have accan take me up on my offer but know I have accomplished success with ladies, the money in stocks and my social media business. Who ever answer my challenge know that I will accomplish victory over you, you can put money on it! camera fades to me grab my money and put my money to and made it rain
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Post by lordchaos on Apr 19, 2016 17:25:00 GMT -5
JPA " At this time I welcome my guests the reigning SBCW Tag Champions, Cravin' Chaos!"
The two step into the scene on either side of Acuna.
JPA " Gentlemen last week from Columbia SC you two went the full 20 minutes allotted time against Air Raid in your Champion defense..it looked as if Evan Almighty was going to restart the match or allow additional time before the "mysterious" interruption. "
CRAVE "Uh huh....we were there we know what went down thanks for the recap genius! Do you have an actual question? Or you just plan to stand there with a mic in your hand and waste our time?"
JPA " No disrespect champs.. I guess the question would be, do have anything to do with the attack on Evan Almighty? Were any of you or members of the New World under the disguises than assaulted General Manager Almighty?"
CrAVE " Are you freakin drunk Acuna? YOU just said we had a Championship match that ended in a time limit and mentioned the lights going out and such..and somehow you have the audacity to think WE had something to do with all hat? We were in the ring when then lights went out you saw just like the fans in the arena and watching world wide on television saw."
JPA "But..when the lights returned you were no where to be seen..so it seemed.."
CHAOS "Acuna give me a break with your moronic accusations. Crave and I come to the ring with only one intention and that is to destroy our opponents. Plenty of people have a lot more motive to attack Almighty than we do. We're the reigning tag team champions so there would be no reason to concern our selves with the idiot General Manager."
CRAVE " Chaos I don't understand why we get stuck with this imbecile on a weekly basis but I am grow tired of it. We demand respect..these Tag Team Championships should be enough to get it, but NO we still are looked at like we don't deserve what we earned! We are the Tag Champions learn to live with it because it's going to be a looooooong reign for as long as we feel the need!"
CHAOS "It's like I told that fool Geno Blaze. We're the most destructive tag team in wrestling history. If somebody wants these belts they can try to take them from us. If that match had gone longer Air Raid would've been destroyed just like anyone else who gets in our way."
JPA " Alright... just one last thing.. do you plan on giving Air Raid another shot at the SBCW World Tag Team Championships? "
CRAVE "Why the Hell should we do that?"
JPA " With all due respect.. Air Raid took you literally to the limit.. they weren't beaten by the two fo you?"
CHAOS "We're the damn champions you moron. They need to defeat us! We have nothing to prove to Air Raid. They got their shot and didn't get the job done. Now your little bleeding heart thinks they should get another shot just because they tried hard? They can get back in line just like everyone else. We hold the belts and have new challengers to destroy everyday. We're not going to sit here and worry about the fate of AIR RAID"
CRAVE " The fact that we ARE World Champions means we DID beat Air Raid..and now as Tag Team Champions it is not our job to beat them it is their job to beat us...and since the World Title belts are still around our waists that means Air Raid failed and should get in the back of the line. As far as I can see either Symphony of Destruction or Jekyll & Hyde will be our next contenders, a match I look forward to but just like AIR RAID they will not dethrone Cravin Chaos as World Tag Team Champions..any temptation will be their last!"
CHAOS "We have more important things to focus on and that's our match with Jive and Kahuna. I don't care that's it's a non title match. I hold both Jive and Kahuna both responsible for me losing that singles title. I always get my revenge and this time with Crave in my corner and gold once again around my waist we're going to take care of business. Save some of those tears you're crying for AIR RAID and Almighty because you're going to need them after you see what we do to Jive and Kahuna."
CHAOS " Lets go Crave. We're done with your stupid questions."
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Post by kimona on Apr 19, 2016 21:22:04 GMT -5
Kimona: "Emily, may I Have the microphone? I have a very important announcement to make!" After Emily hands her the microphone, she steps back and listens intently.
Kimona: "Social Media is becoming very important to SBCW..... E-mails, Tweets, Facebook posts, even verbal rumors are running rampant, but I can assure you, they are absolutely and positively TRUE. You see, when I was the Acting COO of SBCW, as well as being the Tool for Herbie Hughes, making life dreadfully miserable for my beloved Kahuna and his brothers in The League of Nations, I was responsible for making SBCW as big a success as humanly possible, in whatever means necessary. Not only have I signed more Talent to the SBCW Roster, Invented some innovative PPV's, made deals for us to perform for the Multi-verse at Venues and arenas all over the world, but I have done what some people here deemed to be impossible. The Rumors and Gossip is totally true. Women's Wrestling is FINALLY coming to SBCW and Wednesday Night SHOUT. All of the Aftermatch Surveys, phone calls, e-mails, tweets, Facebook Chats, even Snail Mail to The SBCW Board of Directors leave them with totally no choice but to reward all this positive reaction to just merely the idea of Women's Wrestling but to actually bring it .... how you say...into Fruition. And, of course, what would a Women's Division in SBCW be without an SBCW Women's Championship Belt. Many different designs can be found on our Facebook Website. All we need from The SBCW Multi-Verse is to have all of you go to the site and vote on your favorite choice. To get things started, we will have a Tournament to crown a First Time Women's Champion very, very soon, but to get our loyal followers in SBCW an opportunity to meet some of our fine young ladies before the Tournament begins. The First ever SBCW Women's Match, one fall with a 30 minute Time Limit, will occur at The Guerrilla Warfare PPV, featuring Taylor Lawrence VS Suzi Spitz. How Taylor, Suzi and the other ladies that will be signed soon do in their opening matches will determine their seeding in The Women's Championship Tournament."
"Excuse me, Kimona, May I have a word with you, please?"
Kimona turns and looks to see who said that, surprisingly finding out that it is coming from Angelica, The Manager/Interpreter for "The Greek Angel" Siren from the Tag Team called AIR RAID. Kimona says, "Angie, What's going on?"
Angie: "Kimona, you've known me for a long time, you've seen me working out, training my ASS off, practicing moves and holds, putting my very life and well-being on the line for my Brothers in The League of Nations against men.... or CRAVE..... we still haven't figured out exactly WHAT he is. Definitely a foolish move on my part, going up against a man as big as he is. Maybe I'd be on more of an equal footing against other Women. Kimona, I respectfully request the chance to join The SBCW Women's Division, in addition to retaining my Manager's License."
The Crowd hollers out Cheers and other things, such as "Yeah, Angie, You can do it" "Go for it Angie" "We Love you, Angie".
Kimona: "Well, Angie, it appears that the Beautiful People here in Hartford, Connecticut have decided. Angelica..... YOU'RE IN! It will now be a Triple Threat Match, First Pin or Submission gets the win... NO DQ....NO COUNT OUT.... NO TIME LIMITS. The Winner will also get a very high score in determining the seedings for The Women's Championship Tournament. Fans in the Multi-verse, Stay tuned to Wednesday Night SHOUT and the Official SBCW Facebook Page for more details as they come into being. Thank you for your attention. Thank you Emily for the microphone."
End of Promo.
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Post by HUGHES™ on Apr 20, 2016 21:38:29 GMT -5
We see a video package…
Hughes raises the stolen United States title… “Hughes the Champ?”
The crowd shouts, “you’re not the champ!”
Kahuna points at the screen…"Hughes...... WELCOME TO THE LUU-OOWW!"
We cut to the lumberjack for the US title and Evan Almighty prevents Hughes from utilizing a guitar on Kahuna. The commentators scream out, “Divine Intervention! Divine Intervention!” Kahuna uses Hughes’ own move against him when he locks in the figure four leg lock off the distraction from Evan Almighty…and Hughes taps! Kahuna retains! We see Hughes raise his mic…
“Allow me to introduce the men who will usher in a new dawn, a new era, a New World…”
We see Hughes knight Crave… “A man with an insatiable appetite for success.”
And then we see Chaos get knighted… “A man who defines the coming of complete and utter chaos and devastation…”
Ridiculous Nicholas snatches the mic…“Never in my wildest dreams, could I… a mere tool, never could I have imagined how satisfying it could feel to be the champion of all of your television screens back at home…”
The crowd shouts, “you’re not the champ!”
We see clips of Ridiculous, enjoying the pain that Jive is inflicting on him and Ridiculous can be heard saying , I think I might be the happiest tool here in this little shed of ridiculous insanity inside my head.”
“What do you fight for? I fight to continue honor and prestige to my Championship, I fight to prove I am the best!”
We see Jive hit the Canadian Destroyer on against Ridiculous Nicholas, pinning him to retain the WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP in a Falls Count Anywhere Match by way of pinfall…
“In our glorious Kingdom…”
We see Air Raid challenge Cravin’ Chaos for the tag titles only to fail to put either of them away before the end of the time limit. Cravin’ Chaos retains…
“This is the King’s Round Table, the most dominant force in SBCW known only as the New World…”
“Hallelujah!”
The crowd chants, “SAVE US! SAVE US! SAVE US!”
Evan Almighty calls for sudden death, but he is attacked and blasted in the head with a guitar by masked people dressed as NUNS. We hear Wallace say that he has had enough of Evan’s crap! He wants full control, and he accepts Evan’s challenge for a Street Fight at Guerilla Warfare. The camera zooms in and we see thumbtacks embedded in Evan’s skull. We see the guitar shatter gain over his head and the thumbtacks explode from inside. “There will be NO resurrecting after GUERRILLA WARFARE, " Wallace says as Evan is placed into an ambulance.
Pyro goes off and we are live in front of a sold out crowd and Connor "The Billion Dollor Adonis" McEnvoy is standing in the ring for his debut. “I came to SBCW to make not only a name for myself, but to tell a story, a story of success. My story is of a man who can honestly declare that he put in the hardwork; the sweat, blood and tears that it took to make my billions of dollars…but today…” He pauses as money rains down from the rafters and into the fans greedy hands. “I will share some of it with you, yes take the money everyone, and in exchange, I will go onto achieve true success in SBCW by eventually becoming a Wrestling champion…starting with my debut…I officially challenge anyone in this company to fight me in the ring. Anyone from the back, step up and I will claim a victory over you, you can put money on it!”
Kahunas music hits!
The fans go crazy as Connor looks on in complete shock…
“Well Connor, allow this man to be the first say…WELCOME TO THE LUU-OOWW!" One commentator says and the other says, “This guy’s an idiot, he’s wasted his money on these fans when he should’ve spent it on some security!”
However, no one comes out and the crowd boos!
Connor looks confused, but perhaps maybe somewhat relieved…
Jive’s music hits!
“Oh, man…this going to be one hell of a debut against Jive!” a commentator says, and the other adds, “His debut is going to be his first defeat…a night of firsts. Jive gets a thunderous reaction from the crowd as Connor gets ready for the fight of his life…
No one comes out and the crowd boos as Connor looks annoyed…
Air Raid’s music hits and the crowd is suddenly back alive!
“Which one will it be?” Commentary asks.
Connor raises the mic. “One on one, two on one, it doesn’t make any difference to me,” He sits on the middle rope, beckoning Air Raid, but no one comes out.
The League of Nation’s music hits, and the crowd goes nuts as Kahuna, Jive, Deacon Clark and Siren all step out on stage and…
“Huh?” Commentary says.
Kahuna and Siren start humping blow up dolls that they are carrying, causing the fans to boo as they realize that instead of the League of Nations…they were being invaded by The New World once again. They each begin playing hot potato with the two blow up dolls, passing them between one another and humping them before passing it on to another member.
“Are those blow-up dolls supposed to represent the Kimona and Angela?” a Commentator asks, and the other responds, “Well one is wearing a kimono.”
The New World makes its way down to the ring, and get inside, surrounding Connor. He raises the mic to addess them, but Ridiculous Nicholas snatches the mic away from him. He then raises the mic to his lips, and a masked Herbie Hughes snatches it away from him.
“Oy, Siren, eh, what tee bloody hells are ye doing mate?” He slaps Ridiculous who is playing the role of Siren in the face. “Ye know you can’t flippin talk, eh?” Ridiculous looks confused, and as if he doesn’t understand. “Crimey, do I have te talk like this all day mate, can’t ye read my lips? Do I have to to take off me mask so you can see me ugly mug then?” He takes off his Deacon Clark mask, revealing a fake bald head with a single strand of hair. “Now look what ye gon and did…these people know my secret!” He holds the mic to the blow up doll and mimics Angela’s voice. “Wait speak muppet with my fingers,” and Hughes makes a shadow puppet with his hand. “Can you understand the muppet creature!”
Ridiculous Nicholas nods like a big idiot and snatches the blow up doll and she pops, causing him to cry as if he were distraught. Someone dressed as Batman’s sidekick, Robin, arrives at Ridiculous’ side and takes the mic from Hughes. He pats Ridiculous on the back. “Even though no one can hear your tears, don’t cry…take joy in knowing you weren’t the first to pop Angela…” He says, and the crowd can recognize his voice as Crave.
Crave then feels a blow up doll start humping his back as Hughes rubs the Kimona doll on him. “Let me rub your back, for you!” He says in a feminine voice.
“No!” Crave shouts, disgusted. “Gee willickers, go away Kimona!” he says doing his best Robin impersonation.
Commentary is unable to control their laughter!
“Gomenasai!” Hughes yells, and the person intimidating Kahuna snatches her away from them.
“Robin…I mean, sidekick…I mean Jive, how many times have I told you not to touch my Kimona!” He says, and it’s obvious that this is chaos. “She was the first women to ever touch my kahunas…and welcome me to a chance to lose my virginity!”
Connor has enough of this and he takes the mic, feeling as if everyone has forgotten about him with the New World's antics. He raises the mic, but Herbie Hughes takes it away from him. He shakes a finger at him. “For future reference…don’t ever, ever do that again, kid, and I get it, you’re the new kid on the block here in SBCW. You're out here throwing around money..you don’t want to be ignored or overlooked..I started out like you. Hell, even I remember back when I wanted to make a name for myself and pandered to these tools!…but looky here junior…we,” He gestures to the other members of the new world. “We are the big kids on the block, and we bully kids like you…just for breathing our air…” He holds the mic to Crave…”so do yourself a favor…” and then to Chaos, “and don’t piss us off!”
Hughes brings the mic back to his lips. “With that being said,” he pauses hearing the crowd boo. “Let me tell you how things work around here. You, Mr. Walking Piggy Bank, just waiting to be cracked...you don’t step into our world and demand anything…not even damn interview without talking to Wallace… that’s just disrespectful…because come Guerrilla Warfare, he’s going to be in full control of whatever happens on this show, and there won’t be a damn thing the league of nations or Evan Almighty can do about it.” He winks. “But you all already knew that…” He soaks in the boos from the crowd. “Let me tell you something that you people don't already know…The New World was not in anyway responsible for the attack on Evan Almighty - We swear! We'll even let you hear it from the MAN himself..."
He points to the shout box...
"What happened to Evan was an unfortunate accident, and accidents do happen in SBCW if you aren't careful..." Wallace is shown punching a punching bag with Evan Almighty's face on it, "But enough about that...As you can see," He throws some jabs. "I am receiving the best training in the world for my match match at the PPV so I'll cut this short...Tonight you’ll get your match, but I will pick your opponent Connor, and who you fight tonight and going forward will depend solely on how willing you’re to support our cause…Maybe, just maybe, if you play your cards right...I might let you have a career here in SBCW...Good luck in your match tonight!”
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Post by HUGHES™ on Apr 20, 2016 21:38:47 GMT -5
A campaign ad for Wallace airs…
“Thousands of tools are kidnapped everyday in the United States…”
We see children’s faces on milk cartons…
“In the New World…Do you support kidnapping?”
We see Evan Almighty and Divine Intervention kidnapping Kimona and stuffing her in a funeral hurst…
“Evan Almighty does!”
“So why support him? Instead…Show your support for Wallace tonight's contract signing and be grateful for everything that he has given you…This message has been approved by the New World.”
The ad ends with a shot of Wallace kissing a baby...
--- A campaign ad for Wallace airs…
“Billions of dollars are lost every day due to the defacing of property caused by graffiti…” We see many types of graffiti on buildings…
“In the New World…Do you support graffiti?"
We see Evan Almighty and Divine Intervention spray painting the American flag…
“That’s a damn human being!” Commentary shouts, and Evan almighty can be seen spray painting Perfect Peter and Sacred Sam….
“Evan Almighty does!”
“Why support him? Instead…Show your support for Wallace at tonight's contract signing and be grateful for everything that he has given you…This message has been approved by the New World.”
The ad ends with a shot of Wallace helping an old lady cross the street...
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A campaign ad for Wallace airs…
We see Wallace being trained how to wrestle by Each different member of the New World...
"Wallace isn't scared to go to War..."
We see clips of Evan Almighty running from his opponents....
"Evan Almighty always runs from confrontation!"
“At Guerrilla Warfare…will you support a coward? Instead…Show your support for Wallace at tonight's contract signing and be grateful for everything that he has given you…This message has been approved by the New World.”
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Post by HUGHES™ on Apr 20, 2016 22:15:34 GMT -5
Wallace is out for tonight’s contract signing…and the crowd boos him loudly as confetti falls from the rafters. He gets in the ring and is all smiles as security makes its way through the crowd and begins taking away signs that speak negatively about the New World or Wallace…
“May I have your attention, please?”
The crowd boos, obviously angered that their signs have been confiscated…
“I said…May I have your attention, please?”
More boos…
“I demand that you show me proper respect!” He says, and points at the contract on the table. “I am about to sign a contract that will literally roll Evan Almighty out of his hospital bed and into a street fight at Guerilla Warfare that he simply can’t win….but that doesn’t matter, because I always win!”
A few fans, obvious plants, jump the barricade and try to get to Wallace. The security tackles them and escorts them out of the arena, causing the fans to boo…
“Let them stay! Let them stay!” The fans shout.
“They’re going to throw them outside…right on their asses, and soon when Evan Almighty doesn’t have a job, we will throw him out on his ass as well!”
Wallace signs the contract and then the lights flicker…
“Hallelujah!”
Evan Almighty appears backstage in Wallace’s office on the shout box…his head is heavily bandaged.
The crowd chants, “SAVE US! SAVE US! SAVE US!”
The entire office is destroyed and in his hands he is holding a metal baseball bat…
“I know, I know you love what I've done with the place...figured I redecorate early to make room for more of my things when you aren't running the place...Oh look at his face everyone...you weren’t expecting to see me so soon… where you?” Evan makes his way to the ring as he continues to navigate backstage. “You thought you might have buried me, but what true savior doesn’t rise up from the dirt to rectify sins that have been comitted?” He arrives on stage, and Wallace is pulling on his hair as the crowd goes nuts. “I’m so sick and tired of you ragging on my congregation…so much in fact that I have done some recruiting…and I have acquired some new members in Divine Intervention!”
We see the fans that were ejected from the arena, return and pull off their shirts, and underneath they are wearing Divine Intervention shirts…
It's an entire Divine Intervention Movement against Wallace!"
“We’re sick tired of your crap Wallace….this is Intervention!”
The ring is surrounded by fans who are wearing Divine Intervention shirts…Wallace tries to get out of the ring as Evan Almighty makes his way to the ring, but the fans shake their hands at him.
Evan Almighty gets in the ring with a baseball bat, and Wallace begs him not to hit him. He swings wildly and Wallace ducks, cowering on the matt. Evan Almighty smiles at the crowd and points at Wallace. He then grabs him by the ear and looks at the bat, as the crowd cheers him on…he then shakes his head, not wanting to get fined, and throws him out of the ring. He then looks at the contract, and points to it as the fans cheer. He looks at Wallace outside the ring shaking his head. Evan signs the contract and the crowd erupts in cheers. The fans wearing Divine Intervention t-shirts get into the ring and celebrate with Evan as the entire sold out crowd is chanting, “SAVE US! SAVE US! SAVE US!”
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