As the Opening Music ends, SBCW United States Champion Kahuna pops through the curtain and heads to the Ring. on his way down, Emily Everready says: "Ladies and Gentlemen..... The SBCW United States Champion..... Kahuna" He asks her for the microphone, she gives it with no problem.
Kahuna: "Thank you, Emily, Good Evening Baton Rouge."
***Cheap Pop***
Kahuna continues: "I'd like to point out that while JIVE & I hold 2 important singles championships individually, as a tag team, when you hold the Tag Team Titles, you are the best Tag Team around. But JIVE believes that my wife & trainer Kimona interfered to the point of distracting him, causing him to lose the one good chance we had to win the Tag Titles. Kimona has respected your request to stay away from Ringside when you are competing, but when Angelica was being attacked while AIR RAID was dealing with Knight & Daye, she had no choice to come to her assistance. But you felt she was going back to her old ways. Plus the fact you started threatening to throw both of us out of the League. Last time I checked, buddy, we have no Leader of The League of Nations. If an issue came up, we all voted on it and majority rules. If you were to check the dvd of that show, you'll see that as plain as day.. I'd like you to come out and calmly discuss this matter"
Jive finally appears dressed in his DareDevl inspired attire.
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JIVE: "It seems the beating Lord Chaos and Crave gave us must have been far worse for you then I recalled because to me it seems like we have an issue with memory. As memory serves me K Dawg...it wasn't JUST the fact that Kimona unwanted and unnecessarily intervened in MY business that DID indeed affect the out come of our Tag Team Championship match. " He glaces right over at Kahuna looks him over and continues. " Kahuna we were moments away from being champions. . I would be once again a dual champion..holding a third Championship here in SBCW to go along with MY.." Looks down at the TV belt around his waist as he speaks " ... Television title that was forged through blood sweat and tears..and a whole lot of heart and determination..and most importantly honor. Something I know Kimona holds very high in her own regards, though even she has shown dishonor before. But.." He begins to pace around the ring " I merged my respected Internet Championship, a Title I gave high prestige to along with capturing the Hardcore Championship, I became the first ever dual champion in SBCW history." Jive stops and points up at the SHOUT BOX Screen " Last Shout Out because of Kimona's involvement I can not claim being a trifecta champion." He then points at Kahuna " Somehow you are out here and you are perfectly fine with not holding the Tag Team Championship." He shakes his head at Kahuna and turns his back to him " Well Kahuna that's where we differ then because I for one take stealing very personally and the chance at the Tag Belts was stolen from me" he turns around and is inches from Kahuna's face and shouts out " because of your wife!"
JIVE lowers the microphone.
Kahuna is about to give his rebuttal when Jive places his hand over Kahuna's mic and lowers it back to Kahuna's side. Jive raises his mic back to his lips.
JIVE: " I wasn't finished brother."
JIVE stares at him for a moment then continues on. " Kahuna, as far as NO BODY is the leader goes in the League of Nations...and obviously you had wax billed up or you are still affected by the millions of guitar shots your coconut you call a head has taken is causing you to forget. I didn't say I was kicking you out..I said if you can't respect what I've asked, and what WE the League agreed on keeping Kimona far away from our business especially mine, then if You couldn't handle that and keep your bitch on a leash then YOU could leave!"
Fans gasp and oooo..after JIVE's comments. as he takes a step back... and waits for Kahuna to respond.
JIVE: "Truth hurts just a little eh Kahuna. Maybe now your memory can become clearer. All these people here in Baton Rouge know what I say is the truth..and I am honest to a fault at times but I am honest.
I trusted you and I trusted her to honor our agreement..she went back on it thus she dishonors me and her entire culture!" Jive lowers the mic.
Kahuna: "All Kimona did was come out to assist Angelica and AIR RAID, had nothing to do with our match. Only after CRAVE dared to lay his hands on Angie, something even you have to abhor, did Kimona come to her assistance. When he tried the same thing with Kimona, yeah I reverted to a man who cared for the safety of his wife. If you were married, you'd do the same thing and I'd totally understand your motives. Maybe I'm older and more old school than anyone here, but if SBCW ever allowed a man vs woman match, CRAVE better pray he never gets matched against Kimona, as I completely believe she is one woman you don't want against you in a single intergender matchup."
JIVE: " I'm going to stop right there.You know, in a way, you're actually half right. It wasn't just Kimona's fault. When it all gets down to everything it's actually all your fault Kahuna. Because it was you that took your eye off the ball and was dealing with Kimona on the outside when you knocked off the apron. "
" once again the great Kahuna likes to twist things around to better suit him he likes to pretend things are OK in the world. Well Kahuna wake up because everything is not OK and the problems around the League of Nations revolves around your wife! As far as Angelica goes honestly she shouldn't have been there either but at least she's an actual member of the League of Nations!"
Kahuna: "So is Kimona , unless you'd like to have a formal League Meeting to vote on her exclusion?"
JIVE: "Angie was seeking the benefits of the League of Nations and I get that but now she's also an active wrestler on the SBCW roster which means she got herself hurt. I don't condone Lord Chaos or CRAVE or their actions but I know they were in an interview and he was only trying to use the tag team title belt which I understand which is why and you got involved in the first place. That didn't mean come on I should have been out there as well and you can take care of herself she's a big girl she doesn't need it a Mother Goose chasing after her following her around Kimona had no business in my business and affected our business! You can paint it any which way you want but facts are facts. As for her membership, her membership of the League of Nations was revoked when she left your stupid ass!
There was never any meeting to get her back into the League of Nations so you went back on us and did what you wanted for your own selfish reasons. Just like you got involved on the outside dealing with Kimona's hurt ankle and affected the outcome of our championship match. You don't want to take blame for it.... fine but you not putting any blame on your wife is asinine! So take your excuses and shove it Kahuna!! The past teaches people to learn from mistakes and your wife is the biggest mistake in SBCW!"
Kahuna: " Well, I can only let you know that Kimona will not be accompanying you anywhere. She'll be in my corner against Siren just as I expect Angelica to be by Siren's side. I fully expect Siren to give me the best match of his career, but I can defeat him. Can you defeat Deacon Clark? If you can, the Second round of this tournament will put us against each other. Again. I've beaten you before, by sheer luck, the first time around. The Second time I have the skill and knowledge to KNOW I can beat you. And know when I face you , should you win, Kimona will be by my side against you."
JIVE: I" see that you conveniently didn't reply to what I just said in regards to your wife not being in the League of Nations. And that you went back on it and just having her back in without having a meeting with all of us. But that's the way you are you're all about her it's always been about her even when she was with Hughes it was about her."
At his point, AIR RAID & Angelica poke their heads past the main curtain but stay on the Main Stage, not wanting to intervene unless needed
As for tonight Kahuna I don't know why I have to mention anyone being hospitalized for any reason. What the hell is wrong with you?? Do you really think that I would hospitalized one of my friends? Deacon Clark is a great technical wrestler but there was never a second where I thought oh I'm going to hospitalize him. I don't know where you come off thinking you might hospitalize siren because if you disregard his talent and you're the one outside looking in as I go out tonight and out wrestle Deacon Clark just like I out wrestle just about everyone who stepped in the ring with me whether it was for my internet Championship or when I was winning the hardcore championship and giving birth to the world television championship or when I came up with the plan to get rid of the new world! Remember it all that that was all me I came up with those plans IRS of those opponents me! You think you're better than me cuz you got lucky the last time? Because I made the mistake of underestimating your ability I don't think so this is a new year 2016 and I for one have only gotten better or you've been on the Shelf most the year while I was competing defending my championship stealing the show as only I can do.
Now Clark & Siren, they're both awesome they're incredible in the ring but tonight there's no League of Nations it's just JIVE versus the Canadian Dragon and unfortunately for him I'm going to be the Canadian Dragon Slayer!"
AIR RAID & Angie head to the ring , sensing their comrades are about to come to blows with each other.Clark and Siren slide in..holding the ropes for Angie.
JIVE: "Before any of you even say anything, you three can vouch for what I'm saying to you right now that and never once brought up the fact that Kimona could just walk back into the League of Nations I shouldn't have to, she left off and abandon us and betrayed us! But just because he's married to her doesn't mean we're married to her too.
Siren, you know better than anyone that you were the one that had doubts first the other one that explains the seeds in my head that I shouldn't still not trust her."
Angie with a Mike in her hand addresses JIVE with Siren's reply: "It's true, we have never voted her back in The League. It's true I had my doubts about her just like you. But at least when Kahuna asked us to give her the opportunity to prove she was once again League worthy, I gave her a chance to prove she could be trusted again. As far as I'm concerned, she has earned her return to The League."
JIVE: " In what way has she earned a damn thing? She has been nothing for us as a team other than popping Kahuna's cherry.
Siren, you should walk to watch your back because if Kimona is going to be out there tonight you know she'll do anything to make sure Kahuna advances!"
Deacon: "You know I have to be honest with you Kahuna I gotta agree with Jive here. He's made a lot of valid points and she really hasn't done much since you asked us to give her a chance. The moment we tried to give her a chance she was already ousted from her position that could cause issues for us. She blindsided everybody when she announced this world Women's Wrestling series which Angelica's involved with it but then she announces that she is not going to be an active wrestler as well? Honestly that seems a little selfish and that she created this entire division for herself. And I have to agree that she should not be in the League of Nations"
Kimona comes out and stays on the stage area to speak. "Guys, while it is true I came up with the idea about instituting a Women's division as well as the Championship Tournament, when the Board of Directors cleared me to compete, they asked me if I wanted to compete in the Tournament , but I turned them down. I've been Women's Champion before in other promotions, but only after the Championship was already established and I gladly worked for months to earn my championship opportunities as I will again in SBCW. After a champion has been crowned,there's bound to be some sort of Number 1 Contender's series, where I'll request to compete in and earn my right to fight for the title".
JIVE: "Of course you welcome that. oh no I can see right through you, you are so transparent it makes me sick to my stomach. You're going to face the top contenders in a four-way or some other match after they've already competed in a tournament you have to be ridiculous of course you don't want to fight your way through the tournament when you can just get handed and then the one Contender ship against three weekend girls. One of which would could be your own BFF Angelica. But of course you didn't think of that did you? Because you don't really care about Angelica you never have and you never will. Angie if you believe anything coming out of her mouth that she says to you then you're just as stupid as her husband.
Deacon: RAH RAH RAH.....I'm getting tired of hearing all this bantering. I didn't come here to Baton Rouge Louisiana.
***Cheap Pop***
"Just to do some Cheerleading....I came here to wrestle because that is what we do here on Shout Out. So Jive, I see you're ready to go I'm in my Gear so why don't we stop the talking and let's get down to some business because I'm ready to advance into the Iron 8 Tournament. I love you I love tag team wrestling but I'm not just a sidekick. I'm the Canadian Dragon... Period and JIVE, you want to try to slay the Dragon well, here's your chance."
JIVE: "Deacon Clark, that is the best thing I've heard all day. I'm done talking in circles I'm done talking about her I'm done talking to him *pointing at Kahuna* so Kahuna why don't you go back and come up with some strategies of which kimono you wear because you know how much you need her to fight all your battles so you can be ready to fight Siren later. In the event that I defeat Clark tonight and I DO see you in the semifinals, Kahuna, I'm going to treat you just like your wife......like a BITCH!!"
Clark and Siren suddenly have to hold JIVE and Kahuna back from throwing blows when Wallace comes on the screen, calling for security. Security hits the ring and divides all four members from each other
Wallace : Kimona, your services are no longer needed right now so please excuse yourself back to the locker rooms thank you very much. As for the four of you, you guys are so itching to fight one another well you don't dictate what happens on my show. You guys fight when I say and I like all this hostility I want you to hold it all in. I want it to boil over until you guys are ready to pop. So I need all four of you to get the hell out of my ring because I've got other matches before yours tonight on my show there will be Clark vs. Jive and it will be Siren vs. Kahuna in the qualification matches for the Iron 8."
Kahuna shakes his head as he and Siren both head back to separate locker rooms to prepare for their match later.
JIVE still has a mic.." Just remember one last thing, I hope you can hear my voice Siren or Kahuna and Clark because when I say I am the best in the League above the Rest, that tonight that includes each and everyone of you!"
JIVE tosses the mic to Emily as show goes to commercial.