Post by HUGHES™ on May 20, 2016 3:43:32 GMT -5
Hughes Ridiculous’ theme hits…
King Hughes and Ridiculous make their way to the ring holding paper brown paper bags under their arms, and ironically enough King Hughes is also wearing clown face paint too!
They pass by a man in the crowd who is visibly out of shape, and Ridiculous Nicholas stops Hughes, getting his attention by yanking his arm. Hughes turns and then Ridiculous points to the man and King Hughes’ eyes widen. They proceed to laugh uncontrollably at the man, causing the man to lower his head in shame. The camera zooms in on Ridiculous as he puffs out his cheeks, imitating what someone that fat’s face would look like.
They get in the ring and drop the paper bags. King Hughes then points in the air as Ridiculous hits the ropes multiple times. A large megaphone lowers from the ceiling and King Hughes grabs it and begins to strut walk like Ric Flair, but occasionally goes in reverse as Ridiculous lifts both of his arms up and down, worshipping his dance moves. King Hughes points at Ridiculous and he begins to take off his shirt as he gyrates his hips and his belly. He then points at Hughes and Hughes turns as Ridiculous points at his butt, and Hughes starts to twerk.
They burst into fits of laughter as the music ends…
Hughes tries to speak, but he can’t stop laughing, so he hands the megaphone to Ridiculous…
“Now THAT, that was Ridiculous!”
He hands the megaphone to King Hughes…
“But…Hughes Ridiculous?” King Hughes asks.
“Who?” Ridiculous asks.
“Who?” Hughes mimics.
Ridiculous shrugs, “Who?”
The crowd has had enough, “You look stupid!” They then take a moment to clap. “You look stupid!”
Ridiculous and Hughes shake their heads at the fans…
“I believe all of you tools are mistaken…” Ridiculous says into the microphone. “As I look around the ring, there isn’t a shadow of a doubt that the one Hughes Ridiculous is not us….NO…it’s you,” the point to a fan, “you,” another fan, “you and you!”
“Yes, not only do all of you look stupid I’m afraid…but…”
“Ridiculous!” Nicholas shouts into the megaphone.
“And not only are you tools, but you’re also pawns…all being used as a means to further widen my gorgeous smile…” Hughes says, and the camera zooms in on his face as he smiles behind his face covered in clown paint.
“Would you look at THAT smile!” Ridiculous shouts. “Hughes has regained his smile!”
Hughes begins to frown…
“Oh no!” Ridiculous says, seeing the frown. “What’s wrong, you’re losing your smile?!”
“I’ll tell you what’s wrong, Nico…when I have to look at these people’s ugly…ridiculous faces…I can’t stand it – it makes me sick to my face!” He closes his eyes as his mouth begins to sag. “I’m beginning to lose my…”
Ridiculous covers his Hughes’ mouth, and shakes his head. “I can fix this!” he says raising a finger and pointing at the paper bags that they brought to the ring.
King Hughes immediately smiles as they fetch the paper bags and pass them out to the fans…
“The fix is simple…simply place your ugly mug in the bag, and accept the fact that you look Ridiculous…and bring a gorgeous smile to our faces!” Ridiculous instructs, and the fans proceed to do just that.
“Now that I have regained my smile…send out the pawns…the Million Dollar McGriddle and the McWhack Monster so that we can proceed to withdraw their heads from their bodies and deposit it into each of their own asses…” Hughes says. “Cha-ching!”
Ridiculous is then handed the megaphone…
“Because you two tools beating us tonight…well now…that’s just RIDICULOUS!”